My dream bed is a double-king size bed. Half will be a water bed. The other half will be a stiff bed. I love sleeping on a waterbed. It's fucking dreamy. And I love fucking on a stiff mattress. It's the best fuck always. Next to the bed is a jacuzzi, ergonomically designed so as not to spill over water onto the floor. This way, when the weather is too hot, I can just jump out of bed into the water and vice versa. Same when it's too cold with warm water on the jacuzzi. Lastly, I'm sure Paris Hilton will find it hot. Mmmm. Specials Remove Hair Hair Away Unwanted Hair Shave Hair Hari Remover Hair Removal Remove Hair Hair Away Unwanted Hair

Just wanted to let off some steam.

Google just dropped one my sites from the index, leaving only two pages - the index and the very first post. What the fuck?

The site had some backlinks - to internal pages even - and shit.

Also, they just fucking dropped my most search-engine trafficked page on this blog last week, which has been indexed and ranking for about 4 months already.

Ay kabayo!

Anyway, thanks for the good times, Google. Hope we can make sweet love again someday. Hello MSN and Yahoo!!!! Love you guys!

Oh, and one more thing. Fuck you Google! WooohooO!

I used to frequent a personal develoment forum where a guy posted pretending to be a famous European rocker posting hilarious comments to personal development threads like “I read self-analysis by the poster and it cause me head explosion in both complexity and rigor! ”

None of the moderators banned him because he provided a breath of fresh air from all the overly serious threads that personal development forums tend to encourage.

The image of head explosions pretty much stuck with me - even dreaming about it at times - and I remember it everytime I get into long, winding self-analysis. Anytime I find myself acting out theoretical events, I imagine a head explosion as a metaphor for an unnecessary excursion into events that can, may, and could happen but no one really knows.

It’s a great reminder how we can sometimes, during the course of our personal development activities, get too locked up in our heads and away from what really matters - how are the things we engage in enriching our lives and the lives of those around us?

I’ll end this now as further thoughts suggest the cartoony image of my head blowing up like a New year firecracker.